i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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