Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.