oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere