11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
