I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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