i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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