what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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