who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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