I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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