Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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