Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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