Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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