it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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