idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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