Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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