I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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