How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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