Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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