I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
porn star boner night. come get it.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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