Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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