didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
