her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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