is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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