Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
