ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
There r osticjed everywhere
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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