i was rollin on her like bob the builder
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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