Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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