He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
