Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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