He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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