I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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