Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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