Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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