Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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