Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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