Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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