Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I will pee on everything he values.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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