there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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