Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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