I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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