Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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