champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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