question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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