Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Randomize
