Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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