so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
