Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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