I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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