Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize
