I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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