if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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