Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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