I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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