I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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