another moral hangover. fuck.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Randomize
