No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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